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We're All Looking for our Roots.

By John Constantine


Like the great thinker, contemplating our collective navel, we are still striving for answers to the basic questions of life.  Who are we, why are we here.  How many top domain names do we need?

Like most great questions, it's only silly because how we answer the question is so important.   There's lot's of bad ways to answer the question.  Getting any answer is not the point.

Getting the right answer is.

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Or at least the fashionable answer.  Trying to set policy for top level domain naming for the entire globe is a little like deciding the coordinate system for the entire Universe.
Yep, this is a real lemming
Yep, it's 1776 again, and the web needs a new declaration of independence.  The internet started out as a research vehicle for the military.  Got that?   Universities.  DARPA.  Companies are so busy trying to capitalize off of the web, they're making our eyes bleed.  Self proclaimed advocates and wolves in sheep's clothing are rushing to our aid, regardless of the price
Standards are being created and obsoleted so fast, no one, not even the vast zombie programmers of Microsoft can keep up with them.  Proletariat champion Netscape seems to worry more about market share and the bottom line than living with the implications of open standards.
And what are we left with?  A bag of forty two classifications of trademarks.  These are the guiding stars that light our way?  Hmmm.   Maybe Douglas Adams was right.  The answer is 42.
 

 

 

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