All You Zombies

April 9, 2000

So I had the chance to finally have a break down and attempt to unwind a little.  I looked in my site's black holes and I was quite pleasantly surprised to see some actual feedback that wandered too near the event horizon.

dmdacb@netcom.ca writes "DO any of you read the comic Hellblazer?"

The answer is a emphatic yes.  Well, not too emphatic.  We are not fanatics about it, but most of us think it is good art.

stack@interlog.com spews "This is really a great product, but where do I place an order?"  Well, our cabal would accept credit cards, but the binding rituals for such things are just plain distasteful for most of us.  We prefer simple barter.  It goes like this.  You show up with your goods, and run out and display them on the dock.  Then you run off and hide.  We run out of hiding and put out what we think its worth (or take a dump if we think it stinks).  Then we run back into hiding.  It's primitive, but it keeps Mammon bound to a comfortable level.

rajeev@systemsmiths.com.au comments "Interesting and stimulating web site."  But apparently too brief for an Anonymous Coward who used ALL CAPS to leave me with an Arrogant Comment stating "ARROGANT SUGGESTION, PERHAPS. THE WORLD IS RUDE ENOUGH WITHOUT SELF-CENTERED PRATS LIKE YOU SHOWING UP ON SEARCH ENGINES. WHAT KIND OF COMMENT? SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T FIT YOUR BOORISH, STROKING-OF-YOUR-INNER-CHILD CRAP CATEGORIES."

Let me personally say that it's people like you that cause unrest.  We're all amazed that you actually took the time to smell the cheese.

spudboy555@aol.com pretty much summed up the nineties with "u need to send toy sales come this is the coolest comic series make 6 charters are hero beat up version and normal friend a enemy and a babe and other stand in toys each charter a gun and other object hats bags a stand this is why i feel that toys like this should be in perspective of myself and others i hope this comes to action a fan thank you for your time p.s. plese write a response"

Personally, I'll be very impressed if we sound half as coherent with the planets first extraterrestrial encounter.

teia_h_6@hotmail.com writes "but are you john constantine... i thought john was fictional is john constantine and sting the same..."

Sting is not John Constantine.  Sting has way too much makeup for anyone as seriously in need of sleep as Constantine.

But teia_h_6 asks a good question "by the way if you re john what really happened to swanp thing..."

Man.  What a frickin trip out that was.  Lucky the aforementioned Anonymous Coward didn't read that issue, eh?

Simply amazing.  In a cyber world of several tens of millions, five or six people actually cared enough to leave comments.

We appreciate the time.