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Class Warfare
By John Constantine

Most people have to talk so they won't hear
    - May Saron

I find it truly amazing the arguments that are presented for school vouchers.

We have less and less and less of the *registered* voters actually voting in elections. Less and less and less of the *eligible* voters are even bothering to register.

So, we have an argument that the current system is a soviet style, centralized control over education?  In fact, most of the decisions are done locally and controlled at a very fine level. But guess what? No one cares.  Biggest complaint from teachers? Lack of any participation in the education system by the community the school serves.

So somehow, merely providing a voucher for the money that would have been spent in the public school is going to change this situation? Oh, the market! Yea, that fantastic mechanism that gives us increasingly unhealthy fast food marketed as something worth while. That same, oh so efficient mechanism, that markets massive caffeine and sugar and fat to schools in exchange for a few paltry bucks. That same, oh so perfect mechanism, that gives us increasingly deadening TV shows. That same, oh so morally clear institution, that provides porn on demand and cigarettes at a really cheap price. The same, oh so transparently regulated institutions, that squeezed $35,000,000,000 out of the California energy market before destroying themselves in a poof of accounting scandals (while trundling off to the Cayman islands with the dump trucks o' money in tow).

Now I believe in the market system, but I'm not so naive to all its problems either. In claiming the market is a panacea for everything, one has to answer to the long, long history of fantastic mistakes and stupid idiocies over the millennia.

Just giving people a choice isn't enough. It has to be a *good* choice. As Ohio has shown, the only private schools that are cheap enough to go to with what the public schools are funded by are RELIGIOUS schools. Anything secular and good is way, way too expensive. Again, the MARKET at work.

And the effect of giving the rich extra money is just going to be the rich going to exclusive schools and everyone else either having the choice of a fine fundamentalist Christian education (like mine), or trying to eek out an education in the devastated residual of the public schools that are left.

Anyone who denies this will happen is just completely loony tunes or being intellectually dishonest. It's going to take a lot of very finessed regulation to prevent it, and as everyone points out... I don't think politicians have that skill. It ain't going to magically happen through some intervention of some invisible hand - we have a plethora of examples in many other markets which give really vivid lessons of how this comes about swiftly and inevitably.

And add to that the fact that the very people making these decisions are the VERY people who don't care in the first place. They don't know who the fuck their school principal is, barely know their current teachers and haven't voted in any local school board election anyway. So the fodder for the invisible hand that everyone is counting on to magically save this system via vouchers seems piss poor. After all, garbage in, Joe Millionare out.

Geez. Is there some frickin' magic that I'm completely unaware of? Is there some synergetic effect that markets have when a bunch of known idiots form into a group and participate in a market that I must have missed? Yea, that course explaining this phenomena must have been available to the Republican students in their better schools. Not to people like me.

And let's not forget that, unlike hair care products, it is a MAJOR decision to change schools. It's not like choosing a different brand of soup.  Speaking as someone who went to 4 different elementary schools in 3 years, I can tell you what frickin effect that has had on me. And I'm a really smart guy.  Not super intelligent Princeton material, mind you.  But not shabby.  Imagine someone who hasn't had the benefit of adequate vitamins during their infant years, or whatever I had that made me the way that I was (great parents, most likely). So there's a BUILT in DISINCENTIVE to CHANGE YOUR SCHOOL. It's a major, major decision.

And guess what that does to a market? Gee. Just guess.

Now I understand perfectly the frustration with what is happening, but JHCORFC! Let's get real. We already have a very decentralized system - or at least we WOULD if enough people CARED enough about it to actually be involved.

But no. Let the market sort it out. This silver bullet will fix anything without any effort required. Magically, everything will fix itself merely because the decision as to what school is now put into the hands of someone who has piss poor choices and little history of actually making good decisions in the first place.

Show me how it's going to work and get better. Show me how it isn't going to degenerate into a de facto class system. Show me.

Until you can, well... You ain't got any argument what so ever. I don't believe in experimenting on the young like that.

Janurary 16th, 2003
 

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