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October 21, 2003
Ann Coulter Voodoo Doll
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the toy store...
It is a talking doll and comes with such classic phrases as
"Liberals can't come right out and say that they want to take more of our money, kill babies and discriminate on the basis of race."Get yours today!"At least when right wingers rant, there's a point!"
"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the idiot voters because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of 14, you're either a conservative or a liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."
"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil! What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
"Liberals hat America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam - post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do - they don't have the energy. If they had that much energy they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
Posted by Azael at October 21, 2003 11:46 AM
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let mt know when I can get one.
Posted by: bob at November 3, 2003 08:50 AM
That's really more of an attempt to flatter Ann Coulter. If you want a REAL Ann Coulter Voodoo Doll, the only way to go is this one http://www.pinheadvoodoodolls.com/Dolls.asp?DollID=1066 Not only are there Ann Coulter Voodoo Dolls, but George W. Bush Voodoo Dolls, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, John Ashcroft Voodoo Dolls, Donald Rumsfeld, Rush Limbaugh voodoo Dolls and many other conservative voodoo dolls to choose from.
Posted by: Conservative Voodoo at June 2, 2004 07:13 PM
