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August 07, 2003
Codpiece Action Figure
Just pre-ordered my very own action figure of the President himself. I just couldn't resist.
Posted by Azael at August 7, 2003 07:07 AM
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We used to burn my G.I. Joe dolls with aerosol spray cans and lighters. Might be a good use for this doll too.
Posted by: monkeyspit at August 7, 2003 07:22 AM
I was thinking of some creative photography with Ken dolls. I wonder if I can get a Barbie wedding dress that either fits or can be modified. . . And then there's the anticipation of finding out if the figure is anatomically correct or not.
Posted by: John Constantine at August 7, 2003 07:38 AM
OH man, that's rich.
Posted by: JNelsonW at August 7, 2003 08:01 AM
It's hard to believe this is not parody.
But it leaves me so many questions! Does it have 'kung-foo grip'? You pump its fist and Commander CodPiece says "feels good", "bring 'em on", and other assorted nonsense? What about strings on each limb so we can all act like Unkle Karl and have our very own puppet prez? Or......
*Beer, pretzels and blow not included.
**Certain accessories, such as the "WMD evidence funpack" are not available.
***This model will be discontinued in Winter, 2004
Posted by: dc at August 7, 2003 01:49 PM
I must say, it's a target rich environment. I would give my left eye tooth for a Cheney, Rummy, and Powell action figure. If they came out with Cheney's "Undisclosed Location" playset, I'd be in heaven.
I just got to think that whoever approved this didn't really think it through.
Posted by: John Constantine at August 7, 2003 01:57 PM
