Woo Hoo! Happy times are here again. Time to throw those hybrid cars in the waste bin and break out the Hummer H-1 you've mothballed for the summer months.
Time to start feeling fantastic again and shelve those worries about nuclear powers signing peace treaties with Al Qaeda and such. Time to slough off that nagging feeling of creeping chaos and kick up your heels knowing that Iran will be sucked down beyond the event horizon as gas prices plunge into negative territory (Heck, they'll be paying us to use the stuff!). Take out the soft cloak of freedom you've been hiding in your closet, comfortable in the knowledge that things can only get better.
Update: Surfs Up!
Update 2: Party like it's 1999!
Update 3: Money for nothing and your chicks for free
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