Oh, these Terrorists won't let me be. Lord have mercy on me. Woe is me.
Again, things are just getting a wee bit bizarre lately. Yesterday I was driving to work listening to our local commie, pinko, Osama funded, terrorist loving liberal public radio station and I heard the DHS secretary Chertoff saying that he was envying the British laws regarding the holding of suspects without charges. You see, in the U.K., the police have the ability to hold terrorism suspects for 28 days (that's one full moon cycle to the rest of us) to see if they turn into werewolves to make a case against these blokes.
And the weird part is that Chertoff is envious of this ability.
I mean, what world is Chertoff living in? Hello? Does the name José Padilla mean anything to Chertoff? Hello? What does the secretary of DHS think that "Hang 'em High" Gonzales has been telling the congress on a repeated basis regarding the administration's powers to do whatever the fuck they want to in a time of war?
I think the only rational explanation is that the entire cabinet of this administration has been whisked away in an alien space craft, repeatedly probed - anally - and replaced with a mutated form of cat DNA and their human clones.
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