Well, she showed up early, but Hell Girltm - AKA Jocelyn Quinn - was officially born last night around 2:00 am PST. Being early, she'll have to spend a week or so in the ICU until everyone is sure she's eating on her own, is able to regulate her temperature - basically until we're all clear that she's the master of her domain as befits her majesty.
She is, of course, the most beautiful baby that ever was and has the face of an angel when she is sleeping. Her angry face is still pretty cute, and I'm very pleased to say that she has one heck of a set of lungs on her. These lungs will no doubt serve her well as she develops the voice as part of her intensive training in the sisterhood as a Reverend Mother. She will, of course, be thoroughly trained in all the deadly martial arts. She will not need to use them, naturally, as she will be in command of all the dark forces - but she needs some kick ass katas for those cool montages of her development years.
She is destined to marry one of the most amazing men alive (I think he was born yesterday or the day before) and together they will spawn a super race which will not only save humanity from the pit the current administration has dug us into, but will reverse the trend by creating multiple economic entities which form a self reinforcing feedback pattern which ultimately undo the dark lord's legacy of this administration.
Afterwards, she will live in perpetual bliss as she explores the galaxy using the fleet of space ships that will be built using her invention of faster than light technology leading humanity into a new golden age as we take our rightful place amongst the civilizations of our local cluster of galaxies as was foretold 1,000 years before her birth.
I am so very happy for all of you. Congratulations.
Congratulations! That is indeed one cute baby. You're going to have yourself some fun.
Mazel Tov!
P.S. She already has a sweet smile.
Awesome, congratulations. Let us know when you're getting some sleep again.
You didn't even tell us you were expecting. Congratulations!
Just make sure she eats her strained peas. That's a prerequisite for being a Reverend Mother.
As the Hebrew folks say, "Hasselhoff!"
What a beautiful baby and I don't say that lightly.
Since I can't send you a card here's a little present http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
to amuse you.
The earth will shake when she hits 13. I'm looking forward to it, myself. Congratulations!
Well, #include ... I'm happy for you.
should've been <congratulations.h>
Thanks all! She's well on her way to her first calculus exam.
Congrats! She is a cutie!
Can you give us an update on Jocelyn? I mean, since she's the saviour of our species and all. And since she's now three times as old as that photo of her with the incorrectly applied pasties. How's she doing?
Very good news. Congratulations!!! (A bit late ;-) )