“You go, Don Rumsfeld! Show those Nanny State Lefty VonNaySayers that real men aren't afraid of thongs in the name of freedom!
“Down with the Geneva conventions, human rights conventions and simple human decency! Up with global vigilantism, the ends justify the means - and thongs*. We must have thongs! Dick Cheney, show those weak-kneed commie liberal pussies what it means to protect America! Prove to the whole world that our behavior lives up to our rhetoric of freedom!”
"’The American public needs to understand we're talking about rape and murder here. We're not just talking about giving people a humiliating experience,’ Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina told reporters after Rumsfeld testified before the Senate Armed Services Committee. ’We're talking about rape and murder -- and some very serious charges.’“A report by Maj. Gen. Antonio Taguba on the abuse at the prison outside Baghdad says videotapes and photographs show naked detainees, and that groups of men were forced to masturbate while being photographed and videotaped. Taguba also found evidence of a ‘male MP guard having sex with a female detainee.’
“Rumsfeld told Congress the unrevealed photos and videos contain acts 'that can only be described as blatantly sadistic, cruel and inhuman.’”
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update: So it turns out the young man shot five times in the back of the head at close range had nothing to do with radical Islam, bombings or American hatred in general. Just someone who was stupid enough to be wearing the wrong clothing and run. Still, one has to crack a few eggs to make a freedom omelet... Remember , all that matters is that it could have been a mushroom cloud bomber.
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