Contrary to the news reports you have read, I'm actually not quite as naive as I appear to be. For example, I do actually believe that liberals and the left have actually committed any number of sins that they are purported to have committed. Specifically, in the past, I do believe that the collective gestalt of the left had resulted in an atmosphere of "political correctness". This insidious virus spread throughout American culture and literally sucked out the manliness in any interaction and reduced an entire generation to the metro sexual horrors of city life.
But quite frankly, I think I long for those good old days - pre Bush. At least back then, the presumption was that you had a brain. Back when you didn't have to worry about showing lesbians without a big, flashing neon sign above their heads to protect the fragile Christian fundamentalist minds. Time was, simply having a difference of opinion regarding a war wasn't grounds for labeling you a traitor.
Um, strike that last one. As far as I can tell, that has always been the case.
In any event I must say that it's pretty damn hilarious to hear people get all medieval on the dusty past when radical feminists roamed bra-less through the liberal owned streets. People getting all self righteous about how they've been so victimized by the liberal elite.
I mean, how lame do you have to be to let a peace loving hippy get the drop on you?
Now a days, we have to watch our step or the Moral Elite will whip us back into line (literally). Expose a pasty covered nipple on probably one of the finest breasts around today and you'll be coughing up the cash. Talk trash on an adolescent radio talk show and you'll have your ass kicked back to Monday of last year.
We literally have to teach a theory dreamed up in a mescaline induced vision (i.e. Intelligent Design) as an alternative to the theory of evolution because our Moral Overlords want "equal time". Can affirmative action for Republicans be far behind?
<sigh>
I miss the good old days when the worst we had to deal with was deciding who to laugh at the most.
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