Tour London with Christopher Hitchens and David Horowitz
We will be staying in London, England for 7 nights at the 5 Star Athenaeum Hotel with day trips to Oxford and Kent. Christopher Hitchens will give lectures drawing on his expansive knowledge of Britain and America, talk about the two cultures, their world roles etc. and generally illuminate the relationship between these two nations and peoples.Note there's a bonus for those whose souls have not been completely eliminated by this dynamic duo.
There will also be an optional 3 day trip to Normandy from June 15-18th. Please let us know if you are interested in taking this excursion.

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I'll take the root canal please. Thanks...
Might need this to fend off evil:
http://www.kthulhukitsch.com/toys.html
Now that is cool. Still a bit too cutesy, but not a bad effort at all.