So the Right Wing of the Blogosphere is having multiple orgasms and their sticky fingers seem to be typing over time proclaiming the death of Dan Rather and his evil liberal empire intent on bringing down the baby Jesus' President.
But it's still pretty strange. I don't think I've seen a feeding frenzy like this since back in the days when we used to feed goldfish to my roommate's Piranhas. Which seems to be an apt analogy.
One positive thing to come about from KerningGate is the complete consumption of the meme by the RWAP. It's like injecting a radioactive dye marker into the bloodstream and mapping it out for everyone who can google and sort by time.
Another positive thing is that they simply can't stop talking about it. It's a significant redirection of their otherwise massive energies into something relatively benign. I know they're all trying to pin this on the Kerry campaign, but remember how well the SBVFT stuck to RoveCo. I don't think Kerry's fingerprints are to be found on the memos, but let us not forget Rove's semen stains on the whole attack on Kerry's war record. Since we now have the Navy's word that Kerry's medals really are genuine, the SBVFT wad has pretty much been shot.
It's true that they get to play the equivalence game and claim that the attack on Kerry's service record is precisely the same thing as the attack on Bush's guard record. But who the heck really cares anyway? There are a hell of a lot more important and far more relevant things to discuss - say the disaster in Afghanistan or Iraq. Or really just about anything at all.
But if they all have to talk about something that isn't anything really important, having them make a federal case out of something that really is true is probably the most brilliant redirection of energies I think I've ever been witness to. It's a boat anchor around the ankle of each and every one. And the more they ignore all the other crap to the exclusion of the true issues of the day, the more they reveal the truly parallel universe that they inhabit. You know, the one where everything is just peachy?
I used to really shy away from the belief that "things would have to get worse before they can get better". That kind of sick thought that wishes things would go completely to hell so that all the RWAP would finally have to admit that they really are completely wrong about everything. Kind of a "come to Jesus" thing, bitch slapping these jokers until they admit the truth.
But things aren't going to get better, and whether we hope for them to get worse or not, they are simply going to get worse. Things really are out of control. You simply cannot do what these jackals have done (and what they have not done, let us not forget) and not expect to see a disaster of almost epic proportions. The fact that things haven't completely spiraled out of control is due almost entirely to the fierce efforts of a lot of dedicated, selfless people around the globe - and they are barely hanging on. When Doctors Without Borders starts pulling up camp and bugging out, things are pretty well FUBAR.
After all, there's only so much that can be done against a full out bozo assault by the world's remaining super power. These jackals have done pretty much everything wrong they possibly could in this surreal charade that passes for a foreign policy. Heck, even the outgoing U.S. Marine Corps general in charge of western Iraq thinks these guys are truly boobs.
Win or lose, things get really ugly from here on out. Face it guys, things really are that bad. Multiple, global crises erupting all over the place, and Dorothy, the Scarecrow and the Lion are the jokers in charge of everything.
So cheer up everyone and get your game face on. This is a pretty nasty political fight and the prize is the fruits of a screw up of global proportions.
Go get em!
You stupid, fucked up, fuckfced prick, the documents are forged! Have you noticed that CBS hid two of the six from your pinhead motherfucking eyes? Why? Becasue even those felonious ratfuckers knew better than to pretend those two documents are real.
I'm going to have to give that one a 2.6. Too many repititions of "fuck". But the "felonious ratfuckers" was pretty good. Okay, you get a 3.6.
There's still a few minutes left for you to retract before CBS does.
P.S. The correct name is Medicens Sans Balls, they're French.
WTF? Man, are you delusional. If you actually can read, you'll see that I haven't made any claim whether the documents are genuine or not. Myself, I don't really care. What is true is that Bush got in because he's a rich daddy's boy and pretty much spent the whole time in the guard goofing off. And no amount of kerning is going to make that fact go away.
Now roll back into the swamp you came from and stop stinking the place up.
I've got a document signed by A. Scumbag that says "...a federal case out of something that really is true..." do you admit responsibility? Rather has fled, you will soon left as the last evil soul to be damned for this lie.
Boring. Perhaps you'd take the microscopes and special magical filters off of your bloodshot eyes and read what I really think about the memos.
You know, it's people like you that give low grade morons a bad name.
"CBS protects confidentiality, and if need be, can prove that yes, these things are legitimate."
The signatures are fake fucker, fake is not legitimate.
You ignorant, piss-popsicle eating bastards drag us towards the evil DNC swamp, but Kerry is at 39% in polls of Americans today.
Oh my dear, I do feel a case of the vapours coming on. You manly destruction of all that I hold dear is simply too much for me to bear. I don't know what I'm going to do!
Please, kind sir, do not flail me with your mastery of curses. Please, I beg you.
Listen you little forgery loving fuck, your masters are weak crushed liars. You are a Whig, your ideas are as dead as your heart. If this mental failure of yours isn't enough to reform you nothing will.
You're going to die like one of the old Russian Commie psuedo-Babuskas, nine abortions have destroyed their legacy, and the ignorant Lenninist bastardry shoveled into their tiny brains by their evil teachers will never come out.
Hey! Am I being threatened by Eric Traudt? Of quilting fame? Or is just someone using Eric and Sue's computers to cast about vulgar and threatening comments on inconsequential blogs? Hey, what if I give Eric and Sue a call and ask about what they think about this mystery. . .
Yea, I think I will.
Gotta love proxies.
The "threat" is that you will never learn, and die of old age like those old commies. But it is wasted on your illiterate eyes.
Yea, I'm sure. In any event, I'm just going to inform Eric n' Sue so at least your vile little mouth will have to find someone else's computers to abuse.