Michelle Malkin: Trained Poodle

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Can we just come out and say it? No matter how much Michelle Malkin's external form is pleasing to the eye. . . No matter how much any red blooded male (and female) human beings would love to mate with her from just a physical point of view. . .

It's just not worth it. She is evil - pure and simple. She is a complete and utter ass whole who deserves to be shunned as a pariah from every possible social function.

Until she stops this obvious bullshit, she shouldn't breed. Sorry if if that sounds harsh and eugenic of me. I'm not saying she should be sterilized, after all. I'm just saying that any red blooded American (or other nationality, for that matter) human male should not donate their sperm in propagating the tragically idiotic meme that is embodied by Michelle Malkin. I'm saying that she shouldn't even be allowed to clone herself. You shouldn't even fantasize about her.

I mean, I can sympathize with the whole Female dominate thing - the whole Nazi master of your life. But dude. It's just not worth it. You won't have enough money to afford a mistress like that. Not even close. She's simply insane.

And even if you like the whole trained poodle dominatrix insane woman thing, I'm telling you it's just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG.

Get over her. There's plenty of fabulous babes you can fantasize about who will give you all the discipline and contempt you desire without actively destroying your future.

Trust me.

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Why did you erase my post, Hal?

Take #2: Imagine Hell.

Imagine being chained to a chair, chained to a kitchen table, chained to a floor. Forced to listen to Malkin run her jabbering mouth a-mile-a-minute, and your fingertips forever a single inch from her throat, forever and ever and ever... And, on top of that, imagine having to piss, really, really bad, and being eternally denied.

Best clean up your act, Hal.

?? No eraser here. . . What happened?

I only delete spam comments, and now that I have MT black list again, I no longer have to do that. . .

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