Sorry Jeff, but I think Gibblets does a better job at being you than you do . . .
So instead of making a clever, funny documentary promoting conservative views I have decided to make a documentary that is specifically limited to attacking one guy with no power over my life whose opinions piss me off. I call it "Michael Moore the Fat Hateful Traitor Versus Giblets the Beautiful Loving Patriot." In it I expose the following reasons to hate Michael Moore:He is fat! He lies!* Again, he is fat! He is rich - but being a liberal you'd think he was poor! He has a very big ego! He is so fat! I mean, whew! We are talkin' like orca fat. He is not Rush Limbaugh! Giblets is pretty happy with the product. But it has gotten him thinking, what if Moore follows up with an anti-anti-documentary documentary documentary, such as "Giblets is a Short Bitter Little Weasel Who Lies About Me" (which would all be lies, Giblets is quite tall, handsome, and benevolent to all living things)? Giblets would have to counter with a good solid anti-anti-anti-documentary documentary documentary documentary, probably something like "Michael Moore is a Horrible Pig Who Has Lied About Giblets's Documentary About His Documentary."
The other tactic was to make a pro-anti-Moore-person documentary, something like "Ann Coulter is a Beautiful Human Being." But after fact-checking we had to change the name to "Ann Coulter is Not Actually a Poisonous Child-Eating Reptile," which didn't test as well.
That's funny. And?
(Note: in the time it took me to read this post and comment on it, Michael Moore ate 41 double-beef tacos and a baker's tray of bear claws.)