No surprise here

While searching around for an online version of the Hartman Value Profile for another post (since abandoned as the link I was searching for now is throwing a 403 forbidden access), I found this cheesy little personality test. The results weren't that much of a surprise, seeing how I've lived with myself for over 4 decades now (I've taken other versions of this test before). . . As it turns out, I'm in the the least common personality type, at only 3% of the 14 million test takers @ sparknotes fall into this depressingly primitive personality type. Given that they claim that women prefer the "Einstein" personality (Men do, too), there's an uncomfortable explanation as to why only 3% of the tested population falls under my personality type (something about breeding likelihood comes to mind). . . Anyways, you have to register to take the test - give 'em a fake name and info and they'll let you right in. . .

You are a Businessman!
(Dominant Extroverted Concrete Thinker)

You are a BUSINESSMAN (DECT). Hide the children and protect the bunnies, basically. In ancient times you would be a deadly barbarian. These days, you're perfect for Wall Street. You prefer concrete thinking to a more creative style, and your direct modes of thought and action help you succeed in whatever you may try to accomplish.

Your forceful and outgoing personality can make you seem like a hothead, but because your mind ultimately rules your heart you rarely let your emotions get in the way of your goals. Think of Genghis Kahn buying seven million pork bellies on the trading market, and then eating Azaelf of them, and you have yourself. Good luck.

Compared to 14,681,722 other test takers...

65% are more Submissive than you.