So, I barrel away from the stoplight as there isn't anyone in front of me. My car is zinging along at well over 60 in a few seconds when suddenly there's the flashing lights of a local policeman in my rear view mirror. I instantly slow down and pull off on a side street.
Preparing myself for a lecture and a ticket, I notice the cop laughing as he passes the back of my car to come to the door to ask me for my credentials. The first words out of his mouth are "Give me food or give me slack". I respond "Or kill me!".
The cop is a SubGenius and noticed my DobbsHead I have in the back window of my sports car.
I end up with a "fix it" ticket because I wasn't carrying my current proof of insurance (I think it's sitting on my desk at home).
We are everywhere.
this is perhaps the single most frightening post i have ever read in a web log.
or the most funny.
or both.
everywhere?? where the hell are you guys then, you were supposed to liberate me from the workforce YEARS ago!!
perhaps you are familiar with a blog called "defective yeti" -- are they "with" you guys too?
making X's on my windows w/ masking tape,
pink boy
Well, did you send your $20 to the church?
The best part of it all was the guy really looked like "Bob", too. Thin face, short hair and a shit eating grin. I didn't look for a pipe, though. I was too busy jumping while the luck plane was a' tilting.