Iraqi Labs `Proof' of Banned

Iraqi Labs `Proof' of Banned Weapons, Fleischer Says

Keep saying it Ari. Over and over and over. C'mon, I know you can do it.

``What else would those biological trucks have been for?'' Fleischer told reporters in Washington. ``There is now proof positive that he had these biological mobile trucks for the purpose of producing biological weapons.''

Uh, no. You don't understand how the whole proof thing works. You guys were already convinced, so saying that you're all convinced is a meaningless tautology. You see, you have to convince us. Well, not actually the vast majority of Americans, as they've lost interest long ago. Nope, you have to convince the rest of the world, where the power of your Third Stage Guild Navigator doesn't work all that well.

Better start another war. Or get the spooks you've been using as a scapegoat lately to plant the WMDs. 'Cause you're making us all look like a bunch of complete dupes.

I dedicate this song to Ari and his pack of Guild Navigators

People Talk by Talking.....
I'm tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
You're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinnocio are probably related
That's a Lie....Hey, that's me playing harmonica
You're a liar...Yeah, and I wrote this song too
Lie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie...Really I did, LL Cool Jay was over my house
You're a liar...He heard me humming it. He said "Hey, that sounds good!"
You lie about the things you've lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down South
You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your butt
If you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut
That's a Lie...Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer
You're a liar...Ahh, L.A., what a great place
Lie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie...No mom, I'm not on drugs
You're a liar....Of course I love you
My father said now son never tattle, never lie
But I think he should have followed some of his own advice,
I thought I'd own the world when I turned 21
Well, that's the last line 'cause now the song is done
That's a Lie...Overbudget? Us??!
You're a liar...Hey, we should have lunch!
Lie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie...It won't hurt, believe me
You're a liar...I won't cum in your mouth
That's a Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!
Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!
Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!
Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!
That's a Lie.......