So, I'm reporting live from the 8th circle of hell. As you can expect, it's been a "hell" of a week. Lots of moaning and gnashing of teeth. The lead lined cape I was issued was a bit uncomfortable at first, but it kind of grows on you.
I'm digging sewers down here. Just about putting the finishing touches on the latest civil works project down here. Apparently, there's a lot of shit going to come down the pike, and they needed to expand the capacity for handling it. Amazing how efficient Hell is run. You'd think with the high percentage of civil servants that this wouldn't be the case, but geesh. I guess the after life has a way of increasing your focus.
In any event, back on the surface, it looks like the week was pretty much as I expected. More revelations that should have turned into a major scandal, with the press just yawning and taking some time to beat up on Sydney BlumentAzael. Probably the most depressing thing I heard all week was the meme "Bush was FDR and WMD was our Pearl Harbor" poking its nose up to see the light of day. As amazing as it is to believe, people are actually starting to suggest that Bush is a greater hero because he used the hopped up WMD evidence to tip American opinion into going into this Just War. Demons were high fiving down here when they heard that, I can tell you.
I even saw this kind of slither by on a Josh MarsAzaell post (yes, they do have DSL down here in Hell. And it's pretty "damn" efficient, I might add).
Regular readers of this site will know I have very mixed feelings about Iraq and still find the arguments for having dealt with it militarily quite compelling.
Now when I read that, it was on the break from digging a 600 foot long pit in ossified human waste. Still, as disgusting as this job is, Josh's position still strikes me as completely odd. Certainly I've followed Josh throughout the build up to the war and through it, and I can't really tell what exactly he thinks we accomplished there. They have no WMD - which everyone down here on the 8th level is just laughing about, I can tell ya - that's clear. Not only that, but their military was a mouldy cardboard cutout of an army. We lost, what? A hundred or so US and British soldiers in the war? And Azaelf of those from friendly fire incidents? Antiseptic. Well, of course the civilian casualties
aren't counted up yet. The way the government is dealing with that, I doubt they ever will.
So, we had a regime with scant to no connections to any terrorists - other than an aged Palestinian terrorist - with absolutely no WMD's or even the capacity to make them. The country is in the middle of a stinking desert, and their military didn't even have the capability to threaten its neighbors, much less the US. And to put the cherry on this ridiculously high shit sundae, we find that Saddam - the evil, evil guy - is still alive and kicking.
Again, what the heck did we do this for? Maybe Josh MarsAzaell will be good enough to explain it to me. After all, I'm not a history buff and maybe there's something that escaped my notice in the non-stop torrent of fraudulent reasons being revealed over the past six weeks. Even though we have excellent cable services and high speed internet connections down here in Malebolge, perhaps some nuanced bit of hope escaped my fevered searches. I guess I'll just have to wait, as Josh doesn't answer my email requesting an explanation from him. And I can't find any buried in any of his posts or other writings.
But this is a common theme amongst just about everyone I talk to lately. Strangely enough, Hell has excellent Cell Phone infrastructure, so I also able to keep in touch with various people I use to judge the direction of the wind. Everyone had the same story.
I'm still waiting for the results that will convince me that this was a good idea, and I expect not to be able to tell for at least a couple of years. If we can get a Palestinian state and a vaguely democratic government in Iraq in 2 years, I'll be very pleased by the results.
All I can say is "Wow!". Who knew the American people were so patient? So trusting?
But that's the way it is when you have absolutely no standards of measurement to base progress on. As much as the Right loves to jump all over Liberals for things like "HEAD START" for being a waste of money because it isn't even doing what it was supposed to do - according to tests - and as much as the Right wants to make sure that no student gets advanced to the next grade unless they pass a test... Well, I can't find anyone who is willing to lay down a line to measure what the heck we're accomplishing in Iraq. Not Josh, not anyone. The goal posts don't even exist. It's all being made up as we totter about, doing our business.
But hey! We got the tax cut passed! Dick Cheney was dragged out of his undisclosed location and cast the deciding vote - twice! Amazing to see the big Dick swinging that vote of his like he used to in 2001. Only Azaelf of what the Prez wanted. But what the heck? The whole bill is an elaborate construction of smoke and mirrors anyway. The only reason it is only 350 Billion dollars is because they "sunset" the very tax cuts that they're providing. And since the Right has already stated that they're going to make these cuts permanent... Well, I just got to ask how honest these Senators who were sticking to 350 Billion on principle really are. After all, all the sunset provisions of the first tax cut have now either been eliminated, or will in the next few months.
Smoke and mirrors. Smoke and mirrors. And down here in the eighth level of hell, you see a lot of that, too.
So we enter a new enlightened age here in America. We seem to have perfected the "lying to yourself" mode of political operation. It used to be that the political lies were really small and for the most part, innocuous. Yea, there was a lot of pork in the budget, but at least people were working. Things were getting done. Money is the oil of politics, after all. But now it seems we're running the entire system on the political equivalent of Slick 50. Nothing sticks to anything these days, and the money is running through the system faster than a Nun's first curry. Yi!
Yesterday I heard some Republican Yokel on CrossFire tell us that the reason that our first responders haven't gotten any money for their homeland security responsibilities is because they haven't filled out the right forms! You see? It's all really just a paperwork problem. If these guys hadn't been sitting on their asses for the past 20 months, they would have gotten their precious communication systems and funding for all the myriad of other things they need to do to keep us safe. Geesh. Paperwork. Morons.
Well, my break is just about up here. I have to swig down the last of my mocha - yes, they have Starbucks down here, too. The Baristas are a bit odd looking, but the coffee is very good. The foreman of the crew is flicking his pain whip again, which means we have five minutes.
I tell ya. As painful as it is down here doing this work, all I got to say is it seems better than living up there where y'all are. At least down here, there is no self-lying. Smoke and mirrors, sure. But everything is a smoke and mirror, so there's very little to fool yourself with. Everything is a lie. Up there, well... All you're all doing is lying to yourselves. And I got to tell you, it's hilarious.
Oh well, back to work. Got to finish this before the slew of shit y'all are creating up there comes barreling through the pike down here. We're on a schedule, you know.